Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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