Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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