Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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