Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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