Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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