ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she peed on how many people?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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