Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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