My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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