What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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