So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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