Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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