I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
