would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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