Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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