I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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