now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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