Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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