He uses pillows to masturbate.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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