life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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