i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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