they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
