I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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