What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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