We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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