Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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