they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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