We named our party play list daddy issues
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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