my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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