i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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