I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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