i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You're like the curious george of whores
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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