I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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