PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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