I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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