i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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