NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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