He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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