Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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