I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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