So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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