Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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