I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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