Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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