Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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