he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
