Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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