Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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