So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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