it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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