South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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