Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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