Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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