No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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