Im at strip club and am horny
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
smell my finger.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
