Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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