Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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