And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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