Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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