do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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